По Фаренгейту

- Mommy, what is the opposite of UP?
- Down?
- Yes. What is the opposite of Down?
- Up?
- No. (показывая маленькой ручкой) From side to side.

Cквозь смех:
- Who told you that?
- Well.. actually I thought about it for a while. Myself.

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